- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Fat? Jesse Z

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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