My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Male leadership.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A pope meets another one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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