Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Guest what in the butt

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Happy Monday!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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