Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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