- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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