Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Man U

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What fires shots? A gun

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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