Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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