- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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