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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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