- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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