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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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