- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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