- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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