Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A man penetrates another man.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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