- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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