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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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