Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

justin beiber sucks

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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