Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Emily Walker.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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