- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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