- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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