What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Tony Romo

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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