I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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I'm Polish.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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autistic kids rock

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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