- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Get on the boat.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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