- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A pope meets another one

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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