- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Katy Perry

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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