- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

A man was shot. He died.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Skinny people fart less.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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