Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Dakota Fanning

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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