- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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