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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A gay man watches football.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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