There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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