Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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