- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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