Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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