- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

DEATH.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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