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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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