Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

The FCC

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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