My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Title IX

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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