- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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