Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Ol-ive

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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#Getweird

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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