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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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