- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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