- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

call me maybe.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Stop me if you heard this one before.

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