- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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