- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

So a seal walks into a club.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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