- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What would u like to drink?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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