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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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