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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

outside your comfort zone

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do u call a cripple Biv

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.