- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

angelo snyder is not ga

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Cheese

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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