- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

poo

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

I love pissing people off :P

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Women's Rights..

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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