- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the difference between a duck?

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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