- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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