roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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