How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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