- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.