- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Knock, Knock Come in

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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