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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Tony Romo

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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