How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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