- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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