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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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