- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Women deserve equal rights.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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