- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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