how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Neither have I

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

My Nan, that is all.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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