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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Whats black and gay? Obama

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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