- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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