- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is life? Paul.

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