- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How old are you? 7

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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