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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Tucker Rivera

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Sarah Palin.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Penis

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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