What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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