What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Wenis Penis

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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hey guys im gay

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Grace Ackerson

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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