What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

nolan is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

knock knock who's there ?

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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