- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Manchester City

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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