- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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