If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Anti Joke

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