Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Caramel Boing.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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