- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Badabing.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Whats 1+1? window!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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