- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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