- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

silver bullet?

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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