How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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