What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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how much fish could a chicken

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Your're racist.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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I'm so punny.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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