what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

identical jokes get different votes.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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