roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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