- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

12 in general

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

woman's rights

Katy Perry

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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