- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Whats two plus two Four!

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What is my name? I dont know

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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