Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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