- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yanter, Look it up

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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