- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Sam Hengal.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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