- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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