- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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