- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Women's rights

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Anti-jokes are funny.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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