- Anti Joke

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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