- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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