Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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