- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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