Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Brain fart

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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