Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Nickelback

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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