How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Women deserve equal rights.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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