- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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