- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three short words? i a am

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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