- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A man walks into a vagina

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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