- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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