What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why was the man sad His got raped

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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