Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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