- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Racial equality.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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