A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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