- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

how much fish could a chicken

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