Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Diarrhea

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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