KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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