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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A fat guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Chlamydia

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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