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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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