- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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