- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man did not like this site

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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