I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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