- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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