A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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