- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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