- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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